Embarrassing subject: Picking one's nose with an implement..

Many years ago I was involved in a car accident which resulted in numerous fractures. The lasting impediment is a fixed right elbow which means i cannot touch my face with my right hand. My left arm was fine and I've adapted to doing everything with my L arm. 

Last week I fell and broke my L shoulder and subsequently cannot touch my face with my L hand either. 

I can eat and drink by using long cooking tongs, long spoons, etc.

One thing I cannot do is blow or pick my nose. Has anybody suggestions as to how I can unblock my schnoz? 

Any thoughts would be great. many thanks. Theo