Wishes gone bad

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Adrian_Scope
Adrian_Scope Posts: 11,754 Online Community Programme Lead
edited June 2023 in Coffee lounge
Let's play a game:

First person makes a wish and the next person has to grant it but they also have to think of a way to make it bad, they then post their own wish. The next person grants that and makes it bad as well, and so on...

For example:
Person 1: 'I wish I had unlimited money!'
Person 2: 'Granted, but it's in a bank account that you can't access.  >:) I wish...'

Make sense?

I'll go first: I wish I could fly!
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  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    Granted, but you'll fly into a flock of racing pigeons. 

    I wish I could cook like Nigella Lawson.
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 780 Championing
    Granted.  But you have a permanent pout  :p

    I wish I had hair ... 
  • Adrian_Scope
    Adrian_Scope Posts: 11,754 Online Community Programme Lead
    Granted but you can't ever cut it

    I wish it wasn't so hot...
  • Alex_Alumni
    Alex_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,538 Championing
    Granted, but you have to live in an igloo!

    I wish I had a chef...
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 14,996 Championing
    Granted but it's Gordon Ramsay so you have to put up with his language

    I wish I could fly a plane
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,123 Championing
    Granted... but you can only fly over the Bermuda triangle    :#

    I wish for an athletic body
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 780 Championing
    Granted ... but you'll be in a state of perpetual motion to maintain it

    I wish I could walk on water ... (already got the long hair thanks to Adrian ...  :D)
  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    Granted.. but only on the sea at Blackpool  :D (I love Blackpool so don't come for me any residents!!)

    I wish I could fly a plane
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 780 Championing
    Granted ... but you can't fly in a straight line because you have to keep avoiding @Adrian_Scope and @66Mustang

    I wish I could swim
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,123 Championing
    Granted but you have to swim in shark infested waters . I feel a bit mean on this post lol

    Wish I could win the lottery
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 14,996 Championing
    Granted but 1 million other people also won so you have to share it

    I wish I could see without glasses
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,123 Championing
    edited June 2023
    Tut just my luck 
    Granted but you have your eye lids permanently closed  :#

    I wish I could live on a hot tropical island
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 14,996 Championing
    Granted but you can only control the weather the other side of the world and you have a permanent rain cloud over you 

    I wish I was really good at maths 
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,123 Championing
    Granted but you must only use algebra 

    I wish I was at the beach
  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    Granted, but in their contract they say they can only work listening to loud heavy metal.

    I wish I had a massive chocolate cake.
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 780 Championing
    Granted but it's made by Willy Wonka - ever replenishing and you can't leave the table until it's finished

    I wish that every time I put my hand in my pocket I pulled out a £20 note
  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    @WelshBlue Granted.. but it's soggy and disintegrated so not accepted in any shops. Soz.

    I wish that I lived in a castle.
  • Adrian_Scope
    Adrian_Scope Posts: 11,754 Online Community Programme Lead
    Cher_Scope said:
    @WelshBlue Granted.. but it's soggy and disintegrated so not accepted in any shops. Soz.

    I wish that I lived in a castle.
    Granted, but you'll have to live there alone!

    I wish that @Cher_Scope wasn't leaving the community 
  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    Granted, but she is now the boss and you the underling, bwahahaha.

    I wish that I could actually swim.
  • Adrian_Scope
    Adrian_Scope Posts: 11,754 Online Community Programme Lead
    ...is it too late to change my wish? 

    Cher_Scope said:
    I wish that I could actually swim.
    Granted, but you can only swim in ice cold water

    I wish that I'd never need to do laundry

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