Wishes gone bad

Adrian_Scope

Let's play a game:

First person makes a wish and the next person has to grant it but they also have to think of a way to make it bad, they then post their own wish. The next person grants that and makes it bad as well, and so on...

For example:
Person 1: 'I wish I had unlimited money!'
Person 2: 'Granted, but it's in a bank account that you can't access.  I wish...'

Make sense?

I'll go first: I wish I could fly!

Cher_Alumni

Granted, but you'll fly into a flock of racing pigeons. 

I wish I could cook like Nigella Lawson.

WelshBlue

Granted.  But you have a permanent pout 

I wish I had hair ... 

Adrian_Scope

Granted but you can't ever cut it

I wish it wasn't so hot...

Alex_Alumni

Granted, but you have to live in an igloo!

I wish I had a chef...

66Mustang

Granted but it's Gordon Ramsay so you have to put up with his language

I wish I could fly a plane

Sandy_123

Granted... but you can only fly over the Bermuda triangle   

I wish for an athletic body

WelshBlue

Granted ... but you'll be in a state of perpetual motion to maintain it

I wish I could walk on water ... (already got the long hair thanks to Adrian ...  )

Cher_Alumni

Granted.. but only on the sea at Blackpool  (I love Blackpool so don't come for me any residents!!)

I wish I could fly a plane

WelshBlue

Granted ... but you can't fly in a straight line because you have to keep avoiding @Adrian_Scope and @66Mustang

I wish I could swim

Sandy_123

Granted but you have to swim in shark infested waters . I feel a bit mean on this post lol

Wish I could win the lottery

66Mustang

Granted but 1 million other people also won so you have to share it

I wish I could see without glasses

Sandy_123

Tut just my luck 
Granted but you have your eye lids permanently closed 

I wish I could live on a hot tropical island

66Mustang

Granted but you can only control the weather the other side of the world and you have a permanent rain cloud over you 

I wish I was really good at maths 

Sandy_123

Granted but you must only use algebra 

I wish I was at the beach

Cher_Alumni

Granted, but in their contract they say they can only work listening to loud heavy metal.

I wish I had a massive chocolate cake.

WelshBlue

Granted but it's made by Willy Wonka - ever replenishing and you can't leave the table until it's finished

I wish that every time I put my hand in my pocket I pulled out a £20 note

Cher_Alumni

@WelshBlue Granted.. but it's soggy and disintegrated so not accepted in any shops. Soz.

I wish that I lived in a castle.

Adrian_Scope

Cher_Scope said:

@WelshBlue Granted.. but it's soggy and disintegrated so not accepted in any shops. Soz.

I wish that I lived in a castle.

Granted, but you'll have to live there alone!

I wish that @Cher_Scope wasn't leaving the community 

Cher_Alumni

Granted, but she is now the boss and you the underling, bwahahaha.

I wish that I could actually swim.

Adrian_Scope

...is it too late to change my wish? 

Cher_Scope said:

I wish that I could actually swim.

Granted, but you can only swim in ice cold water

I wish that I'd never need to do laundry