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Lou_Scope
Community member Posts: 21 Courageous
Just having a giggle with my boys coming up with our best knock knock jokes. What are yours? Ours aren’t so great but making us laugh!
Knock knock who’s there?
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Knock knock who’s there?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you. -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in my hands are freezing!
Yeah OK *gets coat*
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops I did it again.
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*groans* Don't give up the day job dear, you wouldn't make it in comedyCher_Scope said:Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops I did it again.
Who's a Vampire's favourite Postie? Ghost Man Bat! Boom Boom! *gets coat*
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Knock knock who's there
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel that's why I knocked2024 The year of the general election...the time for change is coming 💡 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martini
Martini Who?
Martini hands are freezing so let us in!
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Knock knock
who's there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
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