Knock knock jokes

Lou_Scope
Online Community Member Posts: 21 Contributor
Just having a giggle with my boys coming up with our best knock knock jokes. What are yours? Ours aren’t so great but making us laugh!
Knock knock who’s there?
Europe
Twit
Doctor
Boo
Knock knock who’s there?
Europe
Twit
Doctor
Boo
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.1 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in my hands are freezing!
Yeah OK *gets coat*
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops I did it again.
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Cher_Scope said:Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops I did it again.
Who's a Vampire's favourite Postie? Ghost Man Bat! Boom Boom! *gets coat*
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martini
Martini Who?
Martini hands are freezing so let us in!
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Knock knock
who's there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture of me0
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