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Early Christmas Jokes

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woodbine
woodbine Community member Posts: 11,787 Disability Gamechanger
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Just to lighten the mood:

  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
  • What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh.
  • What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
Blame my grandson, but have you got any ?
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  • Biblioklept
    Biblioklept Community member Posts: 4,707 Disability Gamechanger
    edited November 2023
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    Two of my favourite (clean >:) ) Christmas jokes are:

    What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
    This one’s gonna sleigh you!

    How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Nothing. It was on the house.

    How old is your grandson @woodbine? 
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  • Beaver79
    Beaver79 Community member, Community Co-Production Group, Scope Member Posts: 21,676 Disability Gamechanger
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    What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?  The elf-abet.
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  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 4,704 Scope online community team
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    I'd love to share some of my amazing (honest) Christmas jokes, but this is a family friendly community. ;) 
    Albus (he/him)

    Online Community Coordinator @ Scope

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  • woodbine
    woodbine Community member Posts: 11,787 Disability Gamechanger
    edited November 2023
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    Biblioklept said:
    Two of my favourite (clean >:) ) Christmas jokes are:

    What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
    This one’s gonna sleigh you!

    How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Nothing. It was on the house.

    How old is your grandson @woodbine? 
    he was 10 last month, hoping for better jokes in a couple of years once he's at high school 🤭

    not a joke but happened at Christmas my then 16 year old son got a DVD player for xmas and we couldn't get it working, we realised that we needed a connection cable for it so was going to Curry's on Boxing Day for one, as they were leaving on xmas day my mum said to him "hope you get your VD sorted out"
    I was on the floor laughing.
    2024 The year of the general election...the time for change is coming 💡

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