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the fact hemorrhoids are not called asteroids is a major missed opportunity
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We used to throw neeps in the playground
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haha keep raising the school leaving age it will be pension books
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They are dangerous things to chuck about, especially near teacher's cars.
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only if you get caught
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I once got caught twirling one around my head, ready to laugh. Everyone was throwing them, but I was the one holding one, with smashed neeps all around me.
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Launch, not laugh! I wasn't laughing after Mr Miller caught me.
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What are neeps? No neeps down here.There use to be a bloke on here from north, I bet he could tell me🤔😉
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A tumshie 😉
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Swede
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Oh right..well I like swedes😂
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Our English teacher liked to throw board rubbers. She threw one at a boy sat behind me & got me in the mouth instead. Tooth through lip & blood everywhere. If it had happened now, I would be rich. I hardly got an apology!
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But it never did you no harm! 🤥
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Apart from a scar, nah! I have a matching scar the other side, also tooth through the lip, it wasn't from her though. 😉
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Just seen the time of the above post, so…..
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Joan Collins, now 91 and husband Percy, 60.
When asked of her concern about the age difference when she married Percy, in 2002, her response? If he dies, he dies. Classic. Just love her!
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Blimey, some of my teachers back in the day were pure evil but they never did anything THAT bad.
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Single peoples soul mates are probably a jehovahs witness and they never opened the door
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