Content Warning: Humour involving religions. "Technology found way back."

I have another comparison, I have been taking Joshua to school for years and in that time he had been diagnosed with ADHD, now generally he is as good as gold, but every now and again like some he goes off the rails.
  If you find things that interest him he is like a sponge for more information, but some times this works in reverse when asked maths questions he works them out in his head, since I used to "grill him " with facts about mental arithmetic sums, but does become bored when questions on the board are worked out by him before the chalk has left the board.
  In being asked in a bible quiz he was asked a question:
  The next day the teacher saw the his mum out shopping, she explained to the mother what happened the day before. The mother said 'If my son says he didn't knock that wall down, then he didn't do it.'

The teacher was so stunned she went to visit the boys father the next day. She said I'm very worried about your son because at school I asked him who knocked down the walls of Jericho and he said it wasn't him. Then I told your wife what happened and she said ' If my child said he didn't knock that wall down then he didn't do it.'

The father said ' Well I don't want any trouble, how much did this wall cost?' 
  The question to Joshua was who knocked down the walls of Jericho?
  Some times hidden illnesses cause other problems in lateral thinking?

I have decided to add an, up graded into the 21st century joke about the scriptures and Technology.
  We need to be able to laugh about things:
  

An old priest died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven

(Translated and modernized from an old joke in a different language) 

Here are two quick one liners:

  

Haven't posted for a while but here is a few jokes:

guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.

Poor Louie stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louie, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Jack, 'Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?'

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, 'Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of the church.'

'Fine job, Jack!' The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand... 'You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you.'

Turning to Paul, 'And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the Church last week?'

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, 'I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280 I collected.'

The minister responded, 'That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you.'

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, 'And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last week?' Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. 'What is this?' the minister exclaimed. 'Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week?'

Louie just nodded.

'That's impossible!' both Jack and Paul said in unison. 'We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could.'

'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' the minister! agreed. 'I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie.'

Louie shrugged.. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!'

'A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was,' Louis replied, 'W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??'

For the sports people, I'm afraid you don't escape.

  

What was the first mention of tennis in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. 

Whoever said technology will replace paper

So here's another light hearted look at religion:
Most will make you groan: