For fun: stupid things you have done

66Mustang

I once removed the U bend from my sink to clean it.

It was full of water, so I emptied it down the sink.

janer1967

Had a jacket potato in a cafe and didn't realise they had put the packet of butter in middle of it in wrapper until I was chewing away on the wrapper 

Starlingbird

Oh dear....where do I start??! 

Put anti-itch ointment on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
Sprayed hairspray under my arm.
Locked myself out of the house and had to get in through the dog flap (I had visions of getting stuck, phoning the fire brigade and having my bum still in the garden).
Having my head out of the car window, then pressing the 'up' button (I got hit under the chin and bit through my lip).

Being me is a daily challenge in itself😁

Sandy_123

I once went in Starbucks to ask for a coffee, they ask you lots of questions in there I find, so to not look stupid not knowing what he asked, I just said yes, ended up walking back to the table, with some cold pink liquid with cream on top, my son looking at me strangely, luckily he had it and went up and got me coffee.

leeCal

When drunk I got on a horse in a field and rode it, as there was no saddle I gradually came off it’s hind quarters. At the time I was wearing white flares, the horse must have been rolling in mud because my trousers were ruined. I was lucky it didn’t kick me as I came of its backside! Stupid. 

Once I couldn’t open a bottle of nail polish to paint a model motorbike with so...I heated it up. Just before it exploded I knew it was going to but everything happened in slow motion. I had glass stuck in my hip and a cut in my forehead not to mention hot red sparkly nail varnish over my face and arms. Again, I was lucky I wasn’t blinded, I had to have stitches in my hip. A really stupid thing to do.

I've done lots of stupid things. Doh! Even put my foot down once to see if the car following me was a police car...it was ☹️

Of course now I’m older I rarely do anything stupid, ahem.

durhamjaide2001

When I had an autistic meltdown I swallowed a coin. Opened the car door when driving and phoned 999. Other things I have done when I haven't been in a meltdown consists of putting jam on a cheese scone, eating a plain scone with eggs on top and once I drank my mum's voldka thinking it was Diet Coke. 

janer1967

I asked someone in next bed to me in hospital if he could see through his glass eye 

I used to think all grandparents were called lily and Jim because both my pair of grandparents were called that 

Sandy_123

Sat in the drs reception once with a 7 year old. Asking all silly questions, then announced in a loud voice, when it's your turn will the screen shout granny its your turn. 

Lou67

Aww these have made me laugh so much 😂😂😂
Theres a cpl off sore ones in there to sorry for laughing lol