POEM - Making a cake.
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POEM - Making a cake.
I WANT TO MAKE A CAKE, JUST LIKE MY MUM USED TO MAKE
Its called bread pudding, and was made so as not to waste
The cake was so much better when it was 3 days old
As it sucked in all the ingredients, before it went on the stove.
I’ve tried for many years to make it like she could
But even after a 1000 goes, here goes another attempt, and so the story goes
I’ve cut the bread up fine and in the pot it went
And added milk and water, to add to this event
I left it for an hour and now I’ve mixed it up
And added sugar, but really not too much
I’ve used mixed fruit that came out of a bag
And added the zest of oranges and lemons to make it sharp
My mum had this secret ingredient, I wish I knew what it was
As it transformed the soggy pud, and made it for the god’s
I’ve tried coconut milk, with Vanilla essence to
I’ve even put in Nutmeg and cinnamon, to bring that flavour through
I’ve turned on the gas and turned it down so low,
and want to cook it slowly, not char and burn the top
And after an hour could smell, its really on the go
Well after 2 hours it was time to look, OH what a site in there
Another attempt at bread pudding, you have to be fair
The proof of the pudding is in the taste, and I just could not wait
I took it out the oven and put it on the plate
I cut a slab of bread pudding, the steam and smell came out
I just could not wait to taste it and put it in my mouth
WELL, I gave a yelp, you would have thought by now
I’d learned a lesson now, no I didn’t, it was like liquid plastic, and stuck it in my mouth
I tried to cool it by blowing very hard, but it seem to make it stick and go hard.
When I stopped jumping and had singed all my taste buds raw
I decided to cut another and put it in the draw.
I made a cup of tea, to drink when I have another bit
And gave it 10 minutes, to see if it would chill
I can’t believe I did that, my tongue was pretty sore
and then I go and do it, just like the same before
The moral of the story, is be patient, when its done its done
And try to remember what you have just gone and done
Although there was no secret ingredient, or not that I could see
That cake always tasted better when its was made by my Dear, MUM.
To the best mum a child could have, and have grown to become a man.
I still can’t make it like you. AND still can’t wait for it to cool.
Dave.
30/03/2023.
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Brill I only said recently, why did my mom not learn me to bake? After another attempt at a failed cake0
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