Christmas presents.

onebigvoice

Now I know there are some tha celebrate christmas but may still get into the spirit of things, so with that in mind, I would like to ask all,
What was the best christmas present you ever had?
  
  Mine was a Broken Drum?
Because you can't beat that...... DOH.

Hannah_Alumni

Hahahaha Classic joke! 

I've been very lucky to have some lovely presents over the years. I don't know if I can pick a best one! 

66Mustang

I have a relative who wants to be an accountant

For Christmas I got them a big bag of receipts

I said don't worry if you don't like them, I kept all the presents🤦‍♂️

onebigvoice

66Mustang Now we are in the spirit.  Great joke by the way.

onebigvoice

Have you ever thought when giving or buying presents it some times comes down to getting even?
  Remember last year when the bought your lot, flutes and whistles and all of them a drum kit, then after convincing the kids that they could play like Cosy powell, went home and left you with that till Janurary the 10th the following year?  By that time the banging inside your head seemed a better option and stopped taking the tablets to give your self some respite.  At least the head banning was in tune and regular......DOH.

michael57

i remember milking one xmas day and the farmer put a 1kg bar of Cadburys chocolate on the bulk tank for me  the tanker driver thought it was for him and took it he thanked the farmer the next day farmer said it was for me not him next day there was a piece of wood painted to look like a bar of chocolate on the the tank with a card saying sorry 

onebigvoice

Have you ever thought why don't people stop when they dent your car, even just to say sorry.
  Well don't like me after 1 1/2 years in the making throw your dentures.
You might denture car?

  By the way the dent is real....