April the 1st.
onebigvoice
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Well, I don't know what happened to you but our house can't be the norm. I hope.
When
I stayed at home during the Pandemic and discovered I had three kids emptying my fridge freezer and bank account, and the woman at the top of the stairs was my wife, not the cleaning lady.
We started to talk again and as we were married 52 years, the conversation got round to .... you know what...... I asked her, will I be able to have nookie at 92, and she said of course you can. A week later she sent me to the hospital by hitting me with a frying pan as I came in the door, I asked her what that was for when I woke up from the comma, and then I realised, we lived at 27.
When

I stayed at home during the Pandemic and discovered I had three kids emptying my fridge freezer and bank account, and the woman at the top of the stairs was my wife, not the cleaning lady.
We started to talk again and as we were married 52 years, the conversation got round to .... you know what...... I asked her, will I be able to have nookie at 92, and she said of course you can. A week later she sent me to the hospital by hitting me with a frying pan as I came in the door, I asked her what that was for when I woke up from the comma, and then I realised, we lived at 27.
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