Naughty Elves!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!!!! And happy holidays to all who don't celebrate
I hope it's ok to share:
We have 2 Christmas elves with velcro hands and it's a family game to put them in mischievous places
Yesterday I finished a bottle of whisky (rare event, I've cut down and this only happens every few months now) so I decided to have a play
I hope you like it 😊
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Naughty elves @66Mustang my grandkids love them, I did buy one but they took it home
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Hi @Sandy_123, I hope you're good? 😊
Maybe it wasn't your grandkids, are you sure your naughty elf didn't jump in their bags when they went home????
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Lol didn't think of that
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in our house, we have naughty elves called Elf Bob and Snowflake
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They are cool names @durhamjaide2001
What do they do that's naughty??
Our elves were trying to slide down the bannister rail last week, then at the weekend they were dangling from one of the curtain poles
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I love this and how wonderful it is to see you posting! I had to check the date, just incase someone had commented on an old thread of yours. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
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Well I don't know about Elves but I did have two garden gnomes that were homeless. There should be a charity "Give A Gnome A Home" (GGH). Or is it "Give A Home To A Gnome" (GHG)? Or maybe "Be Kind to Gnomes Without A home" (BKGWH)? I should warn you that the following does contain distressing references to Gnome Abuse (GA). I think there should be a charity "RSPCG".
My neighbour who lived along the street won 2 garden gnomes. She was unable to house them because she didn't have a garden. She gave them to me. So I called them Eric and Charlie and gave them a gnome home in my front gnarden. I got overly attached to Eric I am afraid. He was just my best gnome. But one day I looked in the gnarden and little Eric with his toothy smiley grin was missing. He had ben gnomenapped. I was assured many times that my little gnome had been gnomenapped by students at The Gnomervisity of London and that I would get a ransom demand, but I never did. So if any of you should see a little gnome without a home could you please pop him in your gnarden?
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The bottom elf looks like he's been having a bit too much fun with all that whisky @66Mustang! Do the elves have names?
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