Pope

Wibbles
Wibbles Online Community Member Posts: 2,576 Championing
edited February 24 in Coffee lounge

So the Pope is about to need replacing again ?

It doesn’t seem very long ago that the last Pope was replaced,…. Really - almost 12 years ?

Why don’t they try a younger model, which would probably last longer – would be cheaper to run and if they made it female it would be better for all of us ?

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  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 1,418 Championing

    i should imagine its because it takes a long time to climb the hierarchy ladder to become a pope ie 60s or 70s plus they earn no salary only living and travel expenses

  • Wibbles
    Wibbles Online Community Member Posts: 2,576 Championing
    edited February 24

    But what do they actually do?

    They stand there and move their hands about (preying?)

    How much experience does that take?

    I bet that they don't stay in travel lodge hotels?

    And when they fly - do they fly tourist class?

    But they do.!!!

    Remember that Francis is not only pope but the absolute monarch of a country, namely Vatican City. From what I have garnered, popes earn a salary of $32,000 a month or $384,000.00 a year. Pope Francis, reportedly gives all his salary to charity, placed in a trust or given to family members. He is a Jesuit and they basically renounce all wealth or luxury and don’t have any real possessions. But the pope does have access to cars and the Vatican government pays for all his travels and living expenses. A lot of the income of Vatican City comes from tourism, museum admission, sale of stamps, coins and publications. The pope also get income from what is called Peter’s Pence, where parishes around the world have a second collection taken up and sent to Rome. In 2022 that came to about 107 million Euros.

    That's a lot of mars bars!!

    As I said - it would be a lot cheaper if they replaced him with a younger female model

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 1,418 Championing

    its a good show if your into that sort of thing just imagine a 20 year old college pope rapping the prayers while puffing on a spliff

  • egister
    egister Posts: 967 Pioneering

    Elon Musk will do, too. But not Starmer - he's boring. Starmer should be appointed Archbishop of Canterbury.

  • Wibbles
    Wibbles Online Community Member Posts: 2,576 Championing
    edited February 25
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    I can't ever imagine this happening….

    although there was a Pope Joan in 855-857 AD

  • Tergelet
    Tergelet Online Community Member Posts: 10 Listener

    I find the idea of modernizing the Pope's role amusing—like replacing him with a younger, maybe even female, figure.

  • Wibbles
    Wibbles Online Community Member Posts: 2,576 Championing
  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 1,418 Championing

    and on the pill or she will end up like joan 😎

  • egister
    egister Posts: 967 Pioneering

    Why a living person in the role of the Pope? 99.999999% of people only see Pope on TV. I suggest immediately embedding animation into the broadcast!

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    😁

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 1,418 Championing
  • Wibbles
    Wibbles Online Community Member Posts: 2,576 Championing

    Changing the subject slightly - did you know the Vatican keeps all of its dead popes - enbalmed forever ? That is just wrong…..

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