I got a joke

Viran007

Why do Kangeroos go crazy?

Wheeled_Weapon

Because there are no mental health resources or facilities for Kangaroos.

Ross1975

Because of being up and down all the time?

Wheeled_Weapon

Because antipsychotic medication doesn't work on Kangaroos?

Wheeled_Weapon

They can never live up to Skippy's greatness?

Viran007

Your all wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The answer to joke is because they have a pouch potato

Ross1975

I was just about to say because they never get to meet Kylie and Jason?

Wheeled_Weapon

I thought maybe because they're hopping mad.

Ross1975

Because Castlemaine XXXX cannot be found anywhere anymore.

Wheeled_Weapon

Because someone (who will remain unnamed) tied him down.

Ranald

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040478#Comment_1040478

I couldn't get that man's biography out the house quick enough! Pity he is the only celebrity i ever chatted to, yuck.

Wheeled_Weapon

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040494#Comment_1040494

It was a huge shock, I never would have suspected him.

The only 'celebrity' I've ever spoken to was David Platt from Coronation Street. He was opening a Poundland 🤣

Wheeled_Weapon

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One is an Australian marsupial, the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

WhatThe

Why do Kangeroos go crazy?

Because Patsy Cline is no longer with us.

Viran007

Wheeled Weapon that a outstanding joke

Ranald

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040508#Comment_1040508

Where i worked in London, it was where they used to film "The Bill". It was very common to be drinking in 'The King's Head' next to my garage, with main cast members walking in and out.

PS i thought 'Reg' was very rude.