Another old joke...

Tibik

A man decided to take his wife for a picnic for her birthday.
She said "I work all day, and take care of the house… if you want a picnic, you have to do all the work, then it will be a nice treat for me."

He says "Ok, but could you give me a list of things, to help me?" She happily does this, and puts things to get at the chemist, at the market, the bakery, and so on.

They get to the picnic area and he sets out a lovely picnic. He pours her a glass of wine, and offers her a choice of sandwiches- pork, beef, chicken paste, or crab paste.

Crab paste, please! Paste sandwiches brought back so many lovely memories!

She takes a bite and spits it out- "this is terrible! where did you get this?"

Her husband looks pained…"The chemist- but they said it was really good!"

(I'll close the door on my way out)

Charlie_Scope

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Thanks for the laugh @Tibik! 🦀🥪