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66Mustang

I have to share my favourite joke

Full warning: it's mildly un-PC, and I'm from an Irish protestant family… that should suffice 😊

An Irish man is about to enter a pub, when a nun beside the door addresses him: "behind that door is a den of wickedness and debauchery. Are you sure you need to go in there?" she says, "why don't you go for a walk? Enjoy nature? Or pray? Besides, drinking isn't pleasant anyway"

"I've been working all week. I'm too tired to go for a walk. I need a rest, and I need a drink. Besides… have you ever had a drink?"

"No…" says the nun. "I'm forbidden".

"Well, then how can you say you don't like it if you've never even tried it?" he asks.

"I suppose that's a fair comment", she admits

"I'll tell you what", the man says, "I'll go in there, and I'll fetch you a drink. If you don't like it, I'll listen to your advice. I won't drink today."

"Okay. That's a deal" she states. "What does a lady usually drink?"

"Gin"

"I'll have a gin, then, but I don't want to draw attention. Can you put it in a teacup for me, so people don't realise?"

"Fine."

The man goes into the pub, and up to the bar. "A pint of Guinness, and a double gin. Do me a favour, and put the gin in a teacup."

The bartender sighs, and huffs. "I take it that flippin' nun's back again, is she? We've been trying to get rid of her all week."

Charlie_Scope

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Thank you for the laugh @66Mustang!