Summer time?
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Summer Time.
Summertime is here again,
And the heat has begun to rise.
To change that Duvet from the springtime tog
I wondered how I survived.
Oh, wait a minute, the nights are getting shorter
I must have missed those summer nights
With Barbies and the sauna.
The leaves are an indication
That there is a change due
They have changed from a dark green
To a light tan hue.
My garden is now full of leaves
Rustling as you walk
Some are not so crunchy
It’s because of all that rain.
The wind is picking up
As the storm is on its way
When Gabriel blows his horn
It's rain, that’s on its way.
Do I have time to clear the yard
Before I get that downpour
Or will I start something
And forget to get indoors
Oh no, its too late, those Black clouds I can see
Looking down the valley, that rain heading this way.
Unplug the electric mower and the hedge cutter, too.
Too late, It’s got here now it’s time to flee.
Howling wind and rain I’m stuck under this tree
Will I make a run for it, or wait till it goes away.
My wife shouts from the back door, ‘What are you doing out there’
I’m having my yearly bath, no, I’ll think I take a shower.
Some people have no sense of humour, as she slammed the door on me
I thought, I’m for it now, I need a cup of tea.
I run across the grass, now glistening and bright green
To slip by the back door, I thought I was not seen.
My wife was hysterical, she had seen it all
And pointed up the valley, the rain had all but gone.
While you’re down there, she had to retort
Can you pick the clothes pegs that have fallen on the floor?
The moral of the story is, enjoy each day, each day, because nature can change when it likes. Take a camera with you everywhere you go, because I have a picture of a snowy angle now without any snow in my album. Still makes me laugh when it’s hot or cold….
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Comments
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The summer is very short i find. I can see leaves turning brown and feel a nip in the air at night. I think Billy Connolly was right. In Scotland, we have 2 seasons. Winter and July.
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