I nearly burst something this morning with laughter.
I am at the hospital and there is a traffic warden parking guy as part of the parking is on the highway.
A nice 1200cc motorcycle pulls up and stops in disabled parking. This idiot of parking guy runs up saying not parking there. Motorbike guy says mate give me a minute. Within a minute the parking attendant prints off a ticket. Next thing I see it the biker doing something to his leg. Then he stands up and says to the parking guy. If you don’t Pi55 off mate I am going to club you to death.
It made my day.