I feel like a packet of crisps
Mix me up
Because I am nice n spicy
I don't like to jump thru a hula hoop
Because am skip
I like a variety mix
But nothing salty
Am Definitely a walker
But no couch potato
I like to be a quaver Curled up
Certainly no chicken
Certainly no square
I like to be a monster because I get in a pickle
Definitely no crinkely or ridgit
Because I like be to straight and clean
I don't like to be cut down
Because am no bacon
I certainly like to be sweet like curry hot and flamed and I huff and puff
Because am feeling very cheesy over my pom pom bear
Am definitely not a Chinese spare rib