Trump On Tour

Trump spent Sunday posting pictures of himself nuking the planet from a space station, guarded by giant robots, over a caption announcing that the United States now owns the moon. He did this for thirteen hours. Between 9:10 in the morning and 10:35 at night, Donald Trump fired off more than sixty posts. Memes, rants, endorsements, personal attacks, and a steady stream of AI-generated pictures of himself. He announced he wants to rename New Mexico. Stating that it is "one of the great vote cheating states of all time," a casual proposition by the President of the U.S.A. to rename a state that has existed since 1912 and call it "New America" was accompanied by a video of him dancing to Y.M.C.A.He posted himself as Hulk Hogan. He posted himself in a Space Force uniform that critics pointed out looks like the outfit the villains wear in Star Wars. He posted himself palling around with George Washington, drawn by the same software that cannot reliably render a hand.He bragged about making billions trading stocks, while under scrutiny for exactly that, and added that the billions were "for the U.S.A., not myself," which is what a man says when both halves of the sentence are for him.Somewhere in the thirteen hours he found the time and audacity to mock congresswoman Debbie Dingell for weeping over her dead husband, calling her a “third rate loser.” None of this is a distraction, in fact it seems that this is his job now. The country is paying a full presidential salary, and a great deal more than that, for a man to be unhinged on his own social media app. The codes are still in the room with him.

Yes Trump wants the Falklands but everybody knows that what he is really after is OIL - 5billion barrels of the stuff in UK owned waters off the islands….. Sorry Donny but just because you want it - doesn't mean that you can have it. That madman wants Canada, Iceland, Greenland, Venezuala, Straits of Hormuz, Panama canal and Kharg Island….. he is going to have to learn to play nicely with his little friends and not be a bully. He's totally cracked - he's dangerous and should be put away for the rest of his life