The worst Christmas song?

Alex_Alumni · November 2022

Today I discovered possibly the worst Christmas Album I've ever heard, 1980's: "Christmas in the Stars: A Star Wars Christmas". As a fan of the sci-fi franchise I don't know what I was expecting, just not this:

https://youtu.be/uu8Y1J7li5o

My challenge to you all is, can you find an even worse song or album that celebrates the festive season?

Steve_in_The_City · November 2022

@Alex_Scope I thought it was hilariously funny! Well Done! If I get a bit tipsy on Xmas Day I shall listen to this (if I remember). It's all a loud of bells, really....

Alex_Alumni · November 2022

I'm glad you enjoyed it @Steve_in_The_City it's a funny one to listen to, even if ironically!

Hannah_Alumni · November 2022

I won't link it here, save some peoples ears, but I'd check out William Shatner's Christmas album.

Yes. He released one.

He shouldn't have

Grinchy · November 2022

i've never heard this album before, is my ears bleeding a normal thing do you think?

Steve_in_The_City · November 2022

I meant to say load of bells, not loud! The insane ringing of the bells has obviously gotten to me....

Steve_in_The_City · December 2022

Well I had to have a look at William Shatner and I came across the naffest music vid I have seen! It;s got nothing to do with Xmas, but I felt compelled to post it! This thread is making me laugh my socks off. I have never seen anything quite so bad. Trust me, it gets worse as the vid goes on and you find yourself mesmerised not by one stoned William Shatner smoking a joint, but 3 of them! I wish I did drugs. I would go and get myself a spliff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

Steve_in_The_City · December 2022

I couldn't resist. I had to have a look at the Xmas Album! I only looked at one track. I must say William Shatner has a lot of class, all of it low! Enjoy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2rjriHphg

Steve_in_The_City · December 2022

You will thank me for this! If you think Number 20 is bad, wait until you get down to Number One (and don't miss number 16 whatever you do. It is like the worst home movie you have ever seen).

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/worst-christmas-songs-of-all-time-1261578/

Steve_in_The_City · December 2022

When you thought it couldn't get any worst it does:
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a40717/worst-christmas-songs/

Tori_Scope · December 2022

It's hard to believe that William Shatner video is real @Steve_in_The_City. I choked on my coffee I was laughing so hard! Thank you for sharing

Tori_Scope · December 2022

Steve_in_The_City said:

When you thought it couldn't get any worst it does:
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a40717/worst-christmas-songs/

Steve_in_The_City said:

You will thank me for this! If you think Number 20 is bad, wait until you get down to Number One (and don't miss number 16 whatever you do. It is like the worst home movie you have ever seen).

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/worst-christmas-songs-of-all-time-1261578/

Those 'pa-rum-pa pum-pums' will haunt me tonight @Steve_in_The_City...

Steve_in_The_City · December 2022

I still can't stop laughing at the awfulness of it all. I've got two lots of friends coming for Xmas on separate days. I am going to keep a straight face (if I possibly can) and play the Christmas in the Stars album. However, once the bells start I will be good for nothing! All I have to do now is find some really tacky Xmas food to go with the music! I intend to be the host with the most - not!