Thought for a Day or so......
I did a long time ago write a post about the thought for a day.
I will attach this to things that make you laugh a well if admin can help for the funnier quotes.
Here are TWO for a start.
That's the serious but true one. Now the funny one.
Its for you to postβ¦β¦.
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Great idea to do a serious and then a funny one @onebigvoice. Serious next!
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Do not take life too seriously
You will never get out alive
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25/10 Thought for today:
This is the light hearted though which most my age would know:
These days the younger generation know nothing about looking after tools and things, because we live in a throw away society.
I still have the same brush for sweeping up when I was an Apprentice and would sweep the shop every Saturday morning over 45 years ago;
I proudly boast about its βnewβ broom look, which has only had 17 new heads and 14 new handles and is still good as newβ¦β¦.. (Trigger only fools and horses)
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Training pets:
One minute your saying no to the dog when he is at the table while your eating.
He gives you that look and thenβ¦β¦
You're making him an Omelet to go with itβ¦
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Always look after your family, because it's they who will be picking the care home you go toβ¦β¦
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If you are cold, sit in a corner, it's always around 90 degrees!
Probably for those of us that are older & remember when it was F not C or you're American! π
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when people call you from a private number respect there privacy and dont answer it
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Haha i love it. Thanks for the laugh tonight.
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i have my uses glad to be of service π
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here is a good one do you know what a wok is
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"The first step to being good at something is kinda sucking at it."
Jake the Dog, Adventure Time.0 -
here is a good one do you know what a wok is
Yes, it's Scottish for walk π
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tsk tsk its what you throw at a wabbit when you dont have a wifle
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I used to tell my Scottish mam I was going for one π always made me laugh
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Loved that Micheal
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" nothing is impossible, the word itself says I'm possible"
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haha your as bad as dawnie i keep asking her to spell my name is it ae or ea π
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I have always struggled spelling your name lol
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i have that effect on people i am used to it haha i take no offence about anything or anyone
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Thought for today. 29/10.
Don't encourage meβ¦.
If after a pep talk at work, you decide to give 110%, it means two things.
- You're not doing enough now.
2. Your standards are much less than what I expectβ¦β¦..
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