Ahoy, me hearties! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day 🏴☠️

Ahoy there, cap'ns, land lubbers and scallywags! Well shiver me timbers, it be a most special day today. Hoist the mainsail and scrub those decks, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If you haven't already guessed, Talk Like a Pirate Day is a day dedicated to, unsurprisingly… talking like a pirate! It started as a joke between friends way back in 1995, but really took off in 2002 and is now celebrated each year all over the seven seas. Arrrr.
Have ye noticed any pirate-speak anywhere yet today?
Will ye be partakin' in some swashbuckling? Or will we be forced to make ye walk the plank? ☠️
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I should be really good at this, seeing as I came from a seaside/port town.
Err, umm, y'arrrrr?0 -
glug glug glug he fell over 🤣
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I'm a quarter Cornish, so I'm basically descended from folk of the sea… in a very distant way. You bet I hold on to that one slightly interesting bit of my family history with all my might 😁
Swashbucklin' be in me blood! Y'aaaaarr!
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i from zummerzet i fight you with me pick fork on land i dont do water that well
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@michael57, none of that landlubber pitch forks malarkey 'ere! We be tossin' you straight to the sharks!
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A pirate joke from me.
What do pirates love to do most at school?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttt of course 😂
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now thats a bit dirty tossin a half blind man in the sea i would most probably swim the wrong way i would have to cut your wooden leg off so you fell in first
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I've got a pirate joke too!
What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
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p i recon
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mmm ok but the p would make you irate gotta be worth a stay of execution
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now dont take this the wrong way but when my kids were young we had a pet cow called doris they would go call her name and she would come running and give them rides on her back
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A point well made @michael57, have heard on cap'ns orders we be promoting you to Ship's Joker. It's a remote position, for accessibility reasons. We pirates be real disability advocates, of course. Arrrr.
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and i will accept the position but any more of you shenanigans and i will release my pets i keep in a tin around my neck 😎 so be nice you ave bin warned
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Aye aye, @michael57! As long as we don't release the kraken!
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the kraken is a mythical creature unlike the termites in my tin
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Ohhh pirates aboard this mighty ship today
Lol love it I always say to my grandkids, wouldn't it be good if we could find a real treasure chest at the beach. They are taking in by it. When I get my jewellery box out my grandson has always called it a treasure chest.
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Welcome aboard, @Sandy_123! That sounds like fun. I've got such good memories of digging for treasure on the beach when I was little! 😁
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Oh lovely I'm presuming you didn't find any @Rosie_Scope
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"Arrr, I’ve had me grub and be settlin’ into the pirate talk now, ye scallywags!"
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