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  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Dropping a bag of m&ms at the weight watchers club is like playing hungry hippos

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Wife giving husband a head massage asked who did this before we were married reply was I never had headaches before I was married

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Teacher give me the opposite of the sentence children in the dark make mistakes student answers mistakes in the dark make children

  • WhatThe
    WhatThe Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 5,482 Championing

    A horse walks into a bar… Ouch!

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Newlywed couple been arguing all day walking along a beach when passed by herd of jackasses wife says relatives of yours yep he says inlaws

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Father and son driving past a cemetery son asks do they Bury two people in the same grave dad say I don't know why son says that one said here lies a lawyer and an honest man

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Haha ex will soon be on his job description 😄

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Can't believe when asked what to take on a deserted island nobody has said a boat 😳

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    Back in the day we would help out on the farm before school nowadays kids when asked why there late they reply the sign outside says school slow down

  • Ross1975
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  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing
  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    i was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone i said morning he replied no having a wee

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    went to see a psychiatrist today she told me i hade a split personalty charged me 200 quid i gave her 100 and told her to get the rest from the other guy

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    bouncer i am going

    to have to ask you to leave me why bouncer i have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    my son mum i am18 a fully independent adult now me awesome i will take you off the family phone plan my son ok lets not do anything extreme

  • michael57
    michael57 Online Community Member Posts: 2,509 Championing

    A doctor lawyer priest and a young lad on a doomed plane with only three parachutes doctor says I save lives took one and jumped lawyer I have the best brains and grabs one and jumps priest says to the lad I am old take the third and save yourself lad says there are two left the lawyer took my backpack

  • SwiftFox
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