Humour

michael57 · February 6

Back in the day we would help out on the farm before school nowadays kids when asked why there late they reply the sign outside says school slow down

Chris75_ · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099947#Comment_1099947

Maybe a spoon? If it was a dessert island anyway.

Ross1975 · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1100078#Comment_1100078

You sure you're not a Russ Abbot fan?

michael57 · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1100078#Comment_1100078

Haha bucket and spade for some fun time

michael57 · February 7

i was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone i said morning he replied no having a wee

michael57 · February 7

went to see a psychiatrist today she told me i hade a split personalty charged me 200 quid i gave her 100 and told her to get the rest from the other guy

michael57 · February 7

bouncer i am going

to have to ask you to leave me why bouncer i have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline

michael57 · February 7

my son mum i am18 a fully independent adult now me awesome i will take you off the family phone plan my son ok lets not do anything extreme

michael57 · February 8

A doctor lawyer priest and a young lad on a doomed plane with only three parachutes doctor says I save lives took one and jumped lawyer I have the best brains and grabs one and jumps priest says to the lad I am old take the third and save yourself lad says there are two left the lawyer took my backpack