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Adrian_Scope
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Bob was lost in the woods.
Fortunately, they had a compass.
Fortunately, they had a compass.
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Adrian_Scope said:Bob was lost in the woods.
Fortunately, they had a compass.0 -
I'm confused already ? how do we play this?0
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@Chloe_Scope C'mon, get in the spirit.Unfortunately, the compass was broken.Fortunately, he had pricked his finger on the needle and could follow the trail of blood back homeThe End. YAY0
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"Unfortunately @GettinOlde tried to end the game! Fortunately, I wouldn’t let them!" THEM! THEM! I'm a THEM?!?!?Duplicity me thinks.
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Hart86 said:I didn’t want to assume a gender ?? Sorry! ❤️0
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Fortunately, he had insurance.0
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Hart86 said:
Unfortunately, his proof of insurance was in the destroyed house
Fortunately, he was an underwriter for said insurance company, the building for which housed his office is apocalypse proof and could recover a copy of his policy which was also apocalypse proof as was his car and the route to get there.Unfortunately, the keys to his car and office were liquified in the heat of the fire.1 -
( @Ami2301: We are telling a story. You alter the course of the story with your unfortunate or fortunate statements. Okay?
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Fortunately, he had given his neighbour a spare key.0
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Fortunately he was smart. Unfortunately he was blind and couldn’t see the front door.0
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Fortunately the new house had been adapted to suit his disability. After all you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead. lol.
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thespiceman said:... but a pencil must be lead. lol.A pencil must be graphitePlothole Alert: @April2018mom "Unfortunately he was blind and couldn’t see the front door"Correction: "Unfortunately he became blind when stumbling into the plothole and hitting his head and couldn’t see the front door"Unfortunatley, due to a missunderstanding of his disability thinking he had been blindsided by a squirrel after Bob had accidentally crushing one of its nuts when stumbling out of the woods and the squirrel retaliating by kneecapping Bob, the builder (Bob, the builder - see what i did there
) of his new home mistakenly installed a state-of-the-art secruity sytem with a retinal scanner
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Confusing here crushed his nuts must have bought tears to his eyes or am I reading this wrong .
Am a sensitive gentleman.
Fortunately he was a superhero had amazing powers and used them to help himself. To cope with any of his new gadgets in the home.
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@thespiceman nuts or crushed nuts it doesn't really matter - at least it wasn't his nutmegs.
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Hello @GettinOlde Just hate to see some one wasting food like nuts. That is all . Very important part of the diet.
Excellent for health. I wonder why Squirrels run around all the time . Probably because of eating nuts.
Something I eat all the time. Love PNB Walnuts, Almonds in my sweets and pudding.
Take care.
@thespiceman
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Unfortunately he did not know the strength he had from his superpowers causing some of the gadgets to burn out and not work0
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Fortunately he went down to his local supermarket to pick up some new gadgets which were even better than the first ones.0
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Fortunately, they only had positive things to say.
And it wasn't the only supermarket in town.
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Unfortunately when he went shopping because of his blindness . None of the tins he could not identify. Had no braille signs marks on the tins.
Took him ages to shop.
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Fortunately, one of the gadgets he had previously received is a bionic assistance dog who could read Braille on his behalf.Unfortunately, Muttley had not been fully charged.0
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