How to get from 20 years higher mobility to zero points
When the PIP assessor comes to your home, zoom in your powerchair to the sofa. Then, without showing signs of fatigue, pain, dizziness, and distress- transfer onto the sofa.
You will also lose your ESA, and housing benefit at this point, have to pay for prescriptions and full council tax payments. You can turn up in your powerchair at a food bank or maybe later at a homeless centre. Your challenge, since you have fought your own body and endured much greater hardships ...is to live by candlelight with a large quanitity of jumpers on, washing with cold water and establish if you have any real friends. And to eat as much food that is past its best before date as possible, without getting a stomach upset. If you survive a year you will have learned the true meaning of transferring to your sofa. That this one action makes you realise there are 2 types of person. Those who act like robots, following a procedure without any emotion because our society promotes this as good work practice. And then there are human beings, who are amazing and horrible and interesting.
The face to face assessor is a robot following an automated system of rules. We might look like daleks in our powerchairs but we are human beings. We need to unautomate our world and let humans prevail.
BTW I am Daniel Blake nice to meet you all. Temperature is going to near zero next few nights. I shouldnt be considering keeping my heating off but I am.
I became bedridden with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis in 1998 After 6 years I was barely able to speak, being given bed baths. I had to sit still without conversation all day for 2 years. No TV no music, no radio, no situmalation. Just wall staring. carers would open my commode potty and walk past me with it as I tried to eat. After 10 years of all this I was improved a bit able to get around the house and go out relying on wheelchair. After 20 years working my ass off wall staring I am now able to put a microwave imeal to cook, bath myself, and wash some pots. I am only able to do this because I minimise my walking so then my tiny amount of energy is directed to self care and a small amount of enjoyable activities. BUT to use energy on these enjoyments is not doing my full duty of devoting 100% to self care! So after 20 years of hell, any enjoyment is a crime and obviously I should stop all this solcialising and moving my arms around for fun eg waving at a friend and use this energy to see if I can get to the kerb outside my house rather than not walking beyond my front door. Maybe if I stop all activities expet eating drinking and bathing, I would have enough energy to get to that kerb & then they could declare me to no longer need a powerchair. At this point I would have 2 meals a day and sitting on the kerb as my outing. I would be so happy with this amazing lifestyle the great plan DWP has for me! But before we start this great plan I must be starved of heating baths, lighting, food, hot drinks, prescription meds for a minimum of 12 months.
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