I got a joke

Viran007
Viran007 Online Community Member Posts: 31 Connected
in Coffee lounge

Why do Kangeroos go crazy?

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  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    Because there are no mental health resources or facilities for Kangaroos.

  • Ross1975
    Ross1975 Online Community Member Posts: 204 Empowering

    Because of being up and down all the time?

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    Because antipsychotic medication doesn't work on Kangaroos?

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    They can never live up to Skippy's greatness?

  • Viran007
    Viran007 Online Community Member Posts: 31 Connected

    Your all wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The answer to joke is because they have a pouch potato

  • Ross1975
    Ross1975 Online Community Member Posts: 204 Empowering

    I was just about to say because they never get to meet Kylie and Jason?

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    I thought maybe because they're hopping mad.

  • Ross1975
    Ross1975 Online Community Member Posts: 204 Empowering

    Because Castlemaine XXXX cannot be found anywhere anymore.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    Because someone (who will remain unnamed) tied him down.

  • Ranald
    Ranald Online Community Member Posts: 1,339 Championing
    https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040478#Comment_1040478

    I couldn't get that man's biography out the house quick enough! Pity he is the only celebrity i ever chatted to, yuck.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering
    https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040494#Comment_1040494

    It was a huge shock, I never would have suspected him.

    The only 'celebrity' I've ever spoken to was David Platt from Coronation Street. He was opening a Poundland 🤣

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 331 Empowering

    What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

    One is an Australian marsupial, the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

  • WhatThe
    WhatThe Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 4,181 Championing

    Why do Kangeroos go crazy?

    Because Patsy Cline is no longer with us.

  • Viran007
    Viran007 Online Community Member Posts: 31 Connected

    Wheeled Weapon that a outstanding joke

  • Ranald
    Ranald Online Community Member Posts: 1,339 Championing
    https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1040508#Comment_1040508

    Where i worked in London, it was where they used to film "The Bill". It was very common to be drinking in 'The King's Head' next to my garage, with main cast members walking in and out.

    PS i thought 'Reg' was very rude.

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