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Mary_Scope · February 3

Ha they were some good ones @michael57 @SwiftFox 🤣

michael57 · February 3

went to the dentist last week he said my teeth were stained do i smoke or drink tea after a minute i said i drink it

michael57 · February 3

No matter how nice the hand soap never walk out of the bathroom smelling your fingers

SwiftFox · February 3

When I got an universal remote, I thought this changes everything😂

michael57 · February 4

I told my grandaughter I saw a deer on the way to hospital the other day she asked how I knew it was going to the hospital there is no hope for mankind

SwiftFox · February 4

My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... banned from driving.

SwiftFox · February 4

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof

SwiftFox · February 4

I bought a book titled "How To Scam People Online" about three months ago... It still hasn't arrived.

onmylonesome · February 4

I've sold my homing pigeons on ebay 10 times now…..

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099576#Comment_1099576

To the same person I hope that would be funny

michael57 · February 4

someone just called my phone sneezed then hung up getting sick of these cold callers

michael57 · February 4

the correct spelling is SCHOOL not school most people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong

SwiftFox · February 4

A social media post by SwiftFox showing two packaged house numbers, 5 and 4, on a table. Text above reads: "FOR SALE bought in error i live at 45."

SwiftFox · February 4

Two people are outdoors, wearing hats and coats. Text overlay reads: "What do you do for a living? I'm a spy! Why are you dressed like a shepherd? I'm a shepherd's spy!"

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099629#Comment_1099629

Now they were funny

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099628#Comment_1099628

Turn the picture upside down its close enough

michael57 · February 4

Baby mosquitos first solo flight came home and mum asked how it went it's reply was great everyone was clapping for me

SwiftFox · February 5

😂😂😂

SwiftFox · February 5

michael57 · February 5

gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe but if you remove it you get gravy

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