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michael57 · February 4

someone just called my phone sneezed then hung up getting sick of these cold callers

michael57 · February 4

the correct spelling is SCHOOL not school most people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong

SwiftFox · February 4

A social media post by SwiftFox showing two packaged house numbers, 5 and 4, on a table. Text above reads: "FOR SALE bought in error i live at 45."

SwiftFox · February 4

Two people are outdoors, wearing hats and coats. Text overlay reads: "What do you do for a living? I'm a spy! Why are you dressed like a shepherd? I'm a shepherd's spy!"

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099629#Comment_1099629

Now they were funny

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099628#Comment_1099628

Turn the picture upside down its close enough

michael57 · February 4

Baby mosquitos first solo flight came home and mum asked how it went it's reply was great everyone was clapping for me

SwiftFox · February 5

😂😂😂

SwiftFox · February 5

michael57 · February 5

gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe but if you remove it you get gravy

michael57 · February 5

Dropping a bag of m&ms at the weight watchers club is like playing hungry hippos

michael57 · February 5

Wife giving husband a head massage asked who did this before we were married reply was I never had headaches before I was married

michael57 · February 5

Teacher give me the opposite of the sentence children in the dark make mistakes student answers mistakes in the dark make children

WhatThe · February 5

A horse walks into a bar… Ouch!

Chris75_ · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099843#Comment_1099843

Twice!

michael57 · February 6

Newlywed couple been arguing all day walking along a beach when passed by herd of jackasses wife says relatives of yours yep he says inlaws

michael57 · February 6

Father and son driving past a cemetery son asks do they Bury two people in the same grave dad say I don't know why son says that one said here lies a lawyer and an honest man

Chris75_ · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099901#Comment_1099901

Our glorious leader is an ex lawyer, you take that back!

michael57 · February 6

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099911#Comment_1099911

Haha ex will soon be on his job description 😄

michael57 · February 6

Can't believe when asked what to take on a deserted island nobody has said a boat 😳

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