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Dropping a bag of m&ms at the weight watchers club is like playing hungry hippos
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Wife giving husband a head massage asked who did this before we were married reply was I never had headaches before I was married
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Teacher give me the opposite of the sentence children in the dark make mistakes student answers mistakes in the dark make children
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A horse walks into a bar… Ouch!
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Newlywed couple been arguing all day walking along a beach when passed by herd of jackasses wife says relatives of yours yep he says inlaws
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Father and son driving past a cemetery son asks do they Bury two people in the same grave dad say I don't know why son says that one said here lies a lawyer and an honest man
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Haha ex will soon be on his job description 😄
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Can't believe when asked what to take on a deserted island nobody has said a boat 😳
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Back in the day we would help out on the farm before school nowadays kids when asked why there late they reply the sign outside says school slow down
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You sure you're not a Russ Abbot fan?
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Haha bucket and spade for some fun time
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i was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone i said morning he replied no having a wee
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went to see a psychiatrist today she told me i hade a split personalty charged me 200 quid i gave her 100 and told her to get the rest from the other guy
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bouncer i am going
to have to ask you to leave me why bouncer i have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline
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my son mum i am18 a fully independent adult now me awesome i will take you off the family phone plan my son ok lets not do anything extreme
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A doctor lawyer priest and a young lad on a doomed plane with only three parachutes doctor says I save lives took one and jumped lawyer I have the best brains and grabs one and jumps priest says to the lad I am old take the third and save yourself lad says there are two left the lawyer took my backpack
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