Knock knock jokes

Lou_Scope
Lou_Scope Community Member Posts: 21 Contributor
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Just having a giggle with my boys coming up with our best knock knock jokes. What are yours? Ours aren’t so great but making us laugh!
Knock knock who’s there?
Europe 
Twit
Doctor
Boo 

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  • Tori_Scope
    Tori_Scope Scope Posts: 12,471 Championing
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,782 Connected
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    You just said it!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Lettuce
    Lettuce Who?
    Lettuce in my hands are freezing!

    Yeah OK *gets coat*

  • Cher_Alumni
    Cher_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,714 Championing
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock, knock – oops I did it again.

     :D 
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,782 Connected
    edited December 2020
    Cher_Scope said:
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock, knock – oops I did it again.

     :D 
    *groans* Don't give up the day job dear, you wouldn't make it in comedy  :p

    Who's a Vampire's favourite Postie? Ghost Man Bat! Boom Boom! *gets coat*


  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,782 Connected
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Martini
    Martini Who?
    Martini hands are freezing so let us in!

  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,611 Championing
    Knock knock 
    who's there? 
    Andrew
    Andrew who?
    Andrew a picture of me

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