Kids say the funniest things
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Ibelive2020
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Kids say the funniest of things i was in bathroom tidying up my 5 year old girl comés in and says tó me hi mámmy wrinkly knickers i need the loo now excuse me bubble and squeak ????
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Oh dear
The joys of parenthood - you get to hear your child say weird and wonderful things2 -
My daughter asked for a weetabic, I said don't you mean a weetabix? She said No, I only want one1
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@Ross_Scope oh yes my kids say the funniest of things @coylygirl lol bless0
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@Ibelive2020 I took my children to visit family in wolverhampton a few years ago at the time my youngest son needed new shoes so mum took my other children to get food
We were in the shoe shop and a rastaferian came in long dread locks he had never seen a black person before and my son said to me mummy that man needs help when I asked why he said he needs a wash and needs to brush his hair I didnt know where to put myself now he is married to a beautiful black lady0 -
@lisathomas50 áhh bless xx1
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@woodbine lol1
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My great niece was asking her mum about my bath chair and her mum explained I needed it as I had my leg amputated
She added why so her mum said because it was poorly
She replied will they put it back on when it's better4 -
My son when he was younger would always ask for Car Door ice cream.
And a nephew when he was young had a Nurse Harvey's habit....but he called it 'in a minute' as whenever he asked his mum for some she'd say.....
@janer1967 love the leg better...lol0 -
@janer1967 áhh bless @cress when i was younger and heard lce cream mán tune i got told hé had run out0
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lisathomas50 said:@Ibelive2020 I took my children to visit family in wolverhampton a few years ago at the time my youngest son needed new shoes so mum took my other children to get food
We were in the shoe shop and a rastaferian came in long dread locks he had never seen a black person before and my son said to me mummy that man needs help when I asked why he said he needs a wash and needs to brush his hair I didnt know where to put myself now he is married to a beautiful black lady
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Of course, it's always worth clarifying @MrAllen1976 and @lisathomas50 that if an adult said those things it would be completely unacceptable. Children do often make naive comments like that simply because they haven't been educated about those parts of life yet, or as you say they may not have seen someone of a different race or nationality.
When a child does say something like that, it is important to educate them as to why those sorts of phrases are not acceptable in society.woodbine said:
Our daughter who is 4 years younger than her brother Daniel couldn't pronounce his name she called him Dardle.
Thankfully he now knows how to say bananas1 -
@Ross_Scope I did educste my children my son in question is now married to a beautiful black lady and I am multi-heritage and so is my dad and my mum white0
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I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx0
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Ibelive2020 said:I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx
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MrAllen1976 said:Ibelive2020 said:I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx
Anyway, we're at risk of getting off topic here, this thread has a fun theme, anybody else's children or young family members say some strange things?0 -
My brother when he was younger couldnt say fish fingers and used to say tish tingers1
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lisathomas50 said:My brother when he was younger couldnt say fish fingers and used to say tish tingers
It's fun to say0 -
@Ross_Scope I think he still says it lol I cant say calculater I call it a calycater hs ha ?0
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When I was about 5, circa 1981, I had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce my S's... I had a lot of therapy for that.
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@Ross_Scope 1 My children when she was younger shes 11 now once asked me for a cornedbeep pastie instead of cornedbeef0
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