Kids say the funniest things
Ibelive2020
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Kids say the funniest of things i was in bathroom tidying up my 5 year old girl comés in and says tó me hi mámmy wrinkly knickers i need the loo now excuse me bubble and squeak ????
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Oh dear
The joys of parenthood - you get to hear your child say weird and wonderful things
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My daughter asked for a weetabic, I said don't you mean a weetabix? She said No, I only want one
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@Ross_Scope oh yes my kids say the funniest of things @coylygirl lol bless
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@Ibelive2020 I took my children to visit family in wolverhampton a few years ago at the time my youngest son needed new shoes so mum took my other children to get food
We were in the shoe shop and a rastaferian came in long dread locks he had never seen a black person before and my son said to me mummy that man needs help when I asked why he said he needs a wash and needs to brush his hair I didnt know where to put myself now he is married to a beautiful black lady -
@lisathomas50 áhh bless xx
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Going into asda a good few years ago and our son's stepson who was 6 at the time looked at the hot cross buns on display and said "look Jesus buns"
Our daughter who is 4 years younger than her brother Daniel couldn't pronounce his name she called him Dardle.Be kind to newer members -
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My great niece was asking her mum about my bath chair and her mum explained I needed it as I had my leg amputated
She added why so her mum said because it was poorly
She replied will they put it back on when it's better -
My son when he was younger would always ask for Car Door ice cream.
And a nephew when he was young had a Nurse Harvey's habit....but he called it 'in a minute' as whenever he asked his mum for some she'd say.....
@janer1967 love the leg better...lol -
@janer1967 áhh bless @cress when i was younger and heard lce cream mán tune i got told hé had run out
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I had a similar experience at school when I was 5, there was a (Removed by moderator, phrase may offend others) called Natashar in my class, I'd never seen one not even on TV, so I called her "chocolate legs", and she called me "The milky bar kid", nothing racial about it just a bit of banter between 2 kids.lisathomas50 said:@Ibelive2020 I took my children to visit family in wolverhampton a few years ago at the time my youngest son needed new shoes so mum took my other children to get food
We were in the shoe shop and a rastaferian came in long dread locks he had never seen a black person before and my son said to me mummy that man needs help when I asked why he said he needs a wash and needs to brush his hair I didnt know where to put myself now he is married to a beautiful black lady
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Of course, it's always worth clarifying @MrAllen1976 and @lisathomas50 that if an adult said those things it would be completely unacceptable. Children do often make naive comments like that simply because they haven't been educated about those parts of life yet, or as you say they may not have seen someone of a different race or nationality.
When a child does say something like that, it is important to educate them as to why those sorts of phrases are not acceptable in society.
My brother couldn't say the word "bananas" he used to call them "numnas"woodbine said:
Our daughter who is 4 years younger than her brother Daniel couldn't pronounce his name she called him Dardle.
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@Ross_Scope I did educste my children my son in question is now married to a beautiful black lady and I am multi-heritage and so is my dad and my mum white
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I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx
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Indeed, it doesn't matter if someone's black, white or an Elephant, as long as they treat me and others with respect.Ibelive2020 said:I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx
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Couldn't agree moreMrAllen1976 said:
Indeed, it doesn't matter if someone's black, white or an Elephant, as long as they treat me and others with respect.Ibelive2020 said:I dönt care if ppl are white black pink blue purple silver orange we áré áll humán at the end of the day xx
Anyway, we're at risk of getting off topic here, this thread has a fun theme, anybody else's children or young family members say some strange things? Online Community CoordinatorConcerned about another member's safety or wellbeing? Flag your concerns with us.
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My brother when he was younger couldnt say fish fingers and used to say tish tingers
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I like that more than fish fingers, I'll be calling them that from now on I thinklisathomas50 said:My brother when he was younger couldnt say fish fingers and used to say tish tingers
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@Ross_Scope I think he still says it lol I cant say calculater I call it a calycater hs ha ?
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When I was about 5, circa 1981, I had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce my S's... I had a lot of therapy for that.
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