The Joke Zoo

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  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,649 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Where do rabbits go when they aren't feeling well? The hops-spital!

    Seagull

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

    Why do seagulls live by the sea?

    Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels.

    Panda

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    What do you get if you cross aย panda bear and a harp?

    A bear-faced lyre!

    Naked Mole Rat

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    OK, maybe Naked mole rat is a bit tooooo challenging. Let's go with something easier.

    Zebra

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

    What are the oldest animals?

    Zebras and penguins, since they are in black and white.

    Snake

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call a snake that builds things?

    A boa constructor.

    Elk

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,649 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call an elk that's well-known?

    Famoose!

    Kangaroo

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    What do you get if you cross Godzilla with a kangaroo

    Big holes all over Australia!

    here's a nice easy one; Newt.

  • Tony60
    Tony60 Online Community Member Posts: 37 Contributor

    Why did the mother pig tell her piglets to leave home?

    She told then that she was fed up being taken for grunted

  • Tony60
    Tony60 Online Community Member Posts: 37 Contributor

    Sorry spelling mistake on last comment.

    Why did the mother pig tell her piglets to leave home?

    She told them that she was fed up being taken for grunted.

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  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

    What did the man say when he shrunk his newt? That's minute.

    Donkey

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    What has six legs, four eyes, two heads, and a tail?

    A man sitting on a donkey.


    Badger

  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,028 Championing

    Why do badgers have spots, they are more slimming then spots

    Beaver

  • kc1978
    kc1978 Online Community Member Posts: 88 Empowering

    What does a french beaver call it's home?

    Ma'damme

    Giraffe ๐Ÿฆ’

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

    Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet smell.

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    No new animal to make a joke about @Bluebell21 ?

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

    Quokka @Albus_Scope

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,653 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Oh way to make it easy @Bluebell21 ๐Ÿ˜‚

    What do you call a lazy baby quokka?

    A pouch potato!

    Duck billed platypus

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing
    edited September 2024

    What did the grape say when the platypus stood on it?

    Nothing, just let out a little wine!

    Octopus

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,115 Championing

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