The Joke Zoo

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  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 3,916 Online Community Coordinator
    edited September 2

    What do you call a bunch of rats from Antigua with a love of baked desserts?

    Pie-rats of the Carribbean

    Rabbit

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    Where do rabbits go when they aren't feeling well? The hops-spital!

    Seagull

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    Why do seagulls live by the sea?

    Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels.

    Panda

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?

    A bear-faced lyre!

    Naked Mole Rat

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    OK, maybe Naked mole rat is a bit tooooo challenging. Let's go with something easier.

    Zebra

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    What are the oldest animals?

    Zebras and penguins, since they are in black and white.

    Snake

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call a snake that builds things?

    A boa constructor.

    Elk

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call an elk that's well-known?

    Famoose!

    Kangaroo

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you get if you cross Godzilla with a kangaroo

    Big holes all over Australia!

    here's a nice easy one; Newt.

  • Tony60
    Tony60 Community member Posts: 30 Connected

    Why did the mother pig tell her piglets to leave home?

    She told then that she was fed up being taken for grunted

  • Tony60
    Tony60 Community member Posts: 30 Connected

    Sorry spelling mistake on last comment.

    Why did the mother pig tell her piglets to leave home?

    She told them that she was fed up being taken for grunted.

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  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    What did the man say when he shrunk his newt? That's minute.

    Donkey

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What has six legs, four eyes, two heads, and a tail?

    A man sitting on a donkey.


    Badger

  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 56,928 Championing

    Why do badgers have spots, they are more slimming then spots

    Beaver

  • kc1978
    kc1978 Community member Posts: 78 Empowering

    What does a french beaver call it's home?

    Ma'damme

    Giraffe 🦒

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet smell.

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    No new animal to make a joke about @Bluebell21 ?

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    Quokka @Albus_Scope

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    Oh way to make it easy @Bluebell21 😂

    What do you call a lazy baby quokka?

    A pouch potato!

    Duck billed platypus

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering
    edited September 14

    What did the grape say when the platypus stood on it?

    Nothing, just let out a little wine!

    Octopus

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