The Joke Zoo

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  • Albus_Alumni
    Albus_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 11,423 Championing

    What has six legs, four eyes, two heads, and a tail?

    A man sitting on a donkey.


    Badger

  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,128 Championing

    Why do badgers have spots, they are more slimming then spots

    Beaver

  • kc1978
    kc1978 Online Community Member Posts: 93 Empowering

    What does a french beaver call it's home?

    Ma'damme

    Giraffe 🦒

  • Albus_Alumni
    Albus_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 11,423 Championing

    No new animal to make a joke about @Bluebell21 ?

  • Albus_Alumni
    Albus_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 11,423 Championing

    Oh way to make it easy @Bluebell21 😂

    What do you call a lazy baby quokka?

    A pouch potato!

    Duck billed platypus

  • WhatThe
    WhatThe Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 5,346 Championing

    Enjoying this thread I've just never been able to remember a single joke or tell one 😂

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 8,031 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    How much does a poorly octopus cost?

    Sick Squid

    Tiger

  • Jimm_Alumni
    Jimm_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,713 Championing
    edited September 2024

    What's a lions favourite type of makeup?

    Eye Lion-er

    Hippo

  • Albus_Alumni
    Albus_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 11,423 Championing

    I just saw a floating monkey.

    It was a hot air baboon!


    Koi carp

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 8,031 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Why did the koi carp think he was overweight?

    Because his scales were broken.

    Gorilla

  • vikingqueen
    vikingqueen Scope Member Posts: 1,963 Championing

    How do you make toast in a zoo….. under a grilla

    Camel..

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 8,031 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    How do moles relieve their headaches?

    With paraceta-mole

    Eagle

  • Albus_Alumni
    Albus_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 11,423 Championing

    Did you hear about the lynx who tried cutting their hair themself?

    They're now a bob cat.


    Horse.

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 3,003 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital!

    Snake

  • Adrian_Scope
    Adrian_Scope Posts: 14,323 Online Community Programme Lead

    Why did the earth worm take the Tube? It was the fastest way to get to the underground! 😫

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