The Joke Zoo

Rachel_Scope
Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator
edited August 11 in Games den

I'll start with a joke about an animal, then I'll say a different animal which the next person has to write a joke about.

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

The next joke should be about a…

shark!

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  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    What did the shark say to the other shark? There's some-fin special about you.

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    Fantastic @Bluebell21 😂

    Now you need to pick another animal for the next joke to be about

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    Sorry @Rachel_Scope

    The next joke should be about a

    Mouse

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    What's cold and squeaks? A mice-icle!

    Horse

  • Cantilip
    Cantilip Community member Posts: 625 Empowering

    why are horses negative? They nay.

    Porcupine

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    What is a porcupines favourite type of sandwich? Quilted cheese.

    Dingo

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    I tried to pet a wild Australian dog once…it dingo as planned.

    Fly

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What's the slipperiest insect? a butter-fly!

    Cow

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

    Frog

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 3,916 Online Community Coordinator

    What's a frog's favourite type of music? Hip-hop 🐸

    Bee

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    How does a queen bee style her hair? With a honey-comb!

    Carrying on with the buzzy dudes; Wasps

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    I went into the pet shop and I said " I'd like to buy a wasp"

    The shopkeeper said "we don't sell wasps"

    I said, " but you've got one in the window."

    Otter

  • Biblioklept
    Biblioklept Community member Posts: 5,340 Championing

    What do you call an otter with a fever? Hotter

    Spider

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 3,916 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?

    A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider

    Moose

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 7,182 Online Community Coordinator

    What do you call a moose without a name? Anony-moose

    Badger

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    I have been collecting badgers, I've nearly got a full sett.

    Cat

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    What did the cat say when it lost all its money?

    I'm paw!

    Emu

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big Ostrich - sized.

    Lion

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,122 Online Community Coordinator

    Love that one @Bluebell21 😂

    What's a lions favourite football player? Lion-el Messi!

    Moose

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Community member Posts: 1,101 Empowering

    Why do moose have such big antlers?

    So they get better radio reception.

    Rat

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