The Joke Zoo

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  • WhatThe
    WhatThe Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 3,862 Championing

    Enjoying this thread I've just never been able to remember a single joke or tell one 😂

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 5,558 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    How much does a poorly octopus cost?

    Sick Squid

    Tiger

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,091 Championing

    Why couldn't the tiger fall asleep?

    It had nothing to lion.

  • Jimm_Alumni
    Jimm_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 5,717 Championing
    edited September 2024

    What's a lions favourite type of makeup?

    Eye Lion-er

    Hippo

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,091 Championing

    What's a hippo's favourite kind of music?

    Hip hop

    Monkey

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,651 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    I just saw a floating monkey.

    It was a hot air baboon!


    Koi carp

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 5,558 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Why did the koi carp think he was overweight?

    Because his scales were broken.

    Gorilla

  • vikingqueen
    vikingqueen Scope Member Posts: 1,810 Championing

    How do you make toast in a zoo….. under a grilla

    Camel..

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,091 Championing

    What is a camels favourite meal?

    Desert

    Mole

  • Rosie_Scope
    Rosie_Scope Posts: 5,558 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    How do moles relieve their headaches?

    With paraceta-mole

    Eagle

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,091 Championing
    edited September 2024

    What do you call an eagle who can't catch his prey? Talont-less

    Lynx

  • Albus_Scope
    Albus_Scope Posts: 9,651 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Did you hear about the lynx who tried cutting their hair themself?

    They're now a bob cat.


    Horse.

  • Rachel_Scope
    Rachel_Scope Posts: 1,649 Scope Online Community Coordinator

    Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital!

    Snake

  • Bluebell21
    Bluebell21 Online Community Member, Scope Member Posts: 11,091 Championing

    Never trust a snake when it says it has a good bite.

    Earth worm

  • Adrian_Scope
    Adrian_Scope Posts: 11,750 Online Community Programme Lead

    Why did the earth worm take the Tube? It was the fastest way to get to the underground! 😫

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