Wishes gone bad
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Granted but you have to do the smelliest job
Wish my spine didn't hurt0 -
Granted but to take the pain away they took away your spine and now you are all floppy.
I wish I was on a cruise.0 -
Granted but on the roughest seas
I wish for a big house
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Granted, you can run really fast and lift weights like the Incredibles, but you have to keep it secret from the public.
I wish I could go to Cambridge university.0 -
Granted ... but you've got to become an MP ...
I wish I was young again0 -
Granted but you have to start from a baby
I wish I could look into the future0 -
Granted but you will not be allowed to change the future even if something bad will happen
I wish I could drive a lorry0 -
Granted but you have to follow the ice truck drivers routes
Wish I was at a tropical beach0 -
Granted but the sea is full of piranhas
I wish I enjoyed housework0 -
Granted but you have to clean stately homes
Wish I had a cleaner0 -
Granted but they always clean around you when you are trying to work or relax
I wish I had a super fast computer0 -
Yes but you can only do other peoples' gardens. Not your own!!
I wish I could read minds.0 -
Granted but you can only read the minds of cows
Wish it cooled down weather wise0 -
Granted but then you can't get any fresh fruits
I wish I could join the armed services0 -
Granted but you have to be stationed abroad for 30 years
Wish I had a builders trade0 -
Granted but you have to do it with one hand
I wish my dog would stop weeing in the kitchen0 -
Granted but then the dog has another room in the house to wee
Wish I had a job with secret service0 -
Granted ... but even off duty, you have to go around all day putting your finger to your ear when talking
I wish that I could sing0 -
Granted but you have to sing under water
Wish I was a billionaire0 -
Granted but your debit limit is £1 a day ... (ouch. Sorry)
I wish I could talk to the animals0
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