Wishes gone bad

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  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to do the smelliest job

    Wish my spine didn't hurt
  • surfygoose
    surfygoose Online Community Member Posts: 541 Empowering
    Granted but to take the pain away they took away your spine and now you are all floppy.

    I wish I was on a cruise.
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but on the roughest seas

    I wish for a big house


  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted, you can run really fast and lift weights like the Incredibles, but you have to keep it secret from the public.

    I wish I could go to Cambridge university.
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 988 Championing
     Granted ... but you've got to become an MP ...

    I wish I was young again
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to start from a baby

    I wish I could look into the future 
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted but you will not be allowed to change the future even if something bad will happen

    I wish I could drive a lorry
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to follow the ice truck drivers routes

    Wish I was at a tropical beach
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted but the sea is full of piranhas

    I wish I enjoyed housework 
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to clean stately homes

    Wish I had a cleaner
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted but they always clean around you when you are trying to work or relax

    I wish I had a super fast computer
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Yes but you can only do other peoples' gardens. Not your own!!

    I wish I could read minds.
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you can only read the  minds of cows 

    Wish it cooled down weather wise
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted but then you can't get any fresh fruits :confused: 

    I wish I could join the armed services
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to be stationed abroad for 30 years

    Wish I had a builders trade
  • 66Mustang
    66Mustang Online Community Member Posts: 15,408 Championing
    Granted but you have to do it with one hand

    I wish my dog would stop weeing in the kitchen
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but then the dog has another room in the house to wee

    Wish I had a job with secret service
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 988 Championing
    Granted ... but even off duty, you have to go around all day putting your finger to your ear when talking

    I wish that I could sing
  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 63,172 Championing
    Granted but you have to sing under water 

    Wish I was a billionaire 
  • WelshBlue
    WelshBlue Online Community Member Posts: 988 Championing
    Granted but your debit limit is £1 a  day ... (ouch.  Sorry)

    I wish I could talk to the animals

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