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Sandy_123

Q what is 2nd largest mountain in scotland

A 6 wives

Sandy_123

Q what is that snapping in the lake

Coffee

leeCal

Question: what has 5 eyes, 6 legs, flies up to 20 mph and lives for between 30/60 days only?

Ans: Rumplestiltskin.

leeCal

Question: has there ever been a famous plumber?


Ans: it’s due to gravity!

Sandy_123

Q why does the world stay afloat

Milkshake

leeCal

Question: what do you get if a cow is in an earthquake?


ans: Morris dancers 👯‍♀️ 

Sandy_123

Haha cute
Who do you see at a may fair 

 let them eat cake

leeCal

Question: What famous quote may not actually have been said by Marie Antoinette?

Ans: a peppercorn rent

Sandy_123

Q wht is used to decorate a home in xmas

A to be or not to be

leeCal

Question:What is the opening phrase of a soliloquy given by Prince Hamlet in the so-called "nunnery scene" of William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1?

Ans: Trump!

leeCal

Question: Who are the main purchases of besom brooms? 

Ans: It’s an old wives tale.

leeCal

Question: what term was originally used in a form of poker, where the pool or pot accumulated until a player could open the bidding with two jacks or better?

Ans: Rolex.

Sandy_123

Q what type of watch is expensive 
A Dangermouse

leeCal

Question: what was the name of the animation about a James Bond type mouse called?

Ans: special fried rice 🍚 

leeCal

Question: What colour were the magic shoes the ballerina wore which made her the greatest dancer ever?

Ans: James Bond

leeCal

Question: What sank the Titanic in 1914?

Ans: Hercules

leeCal

Question: Who is the patron saint of England? 

Ans: Bedgelert

Sandy_123

Q Where is the litt.e Village in Wales

A armour

leeCal

Question: what’s best to wear on stage if the only jokes you tell are really corny?

Ans: The pyramids

Sandy_123

Q what is situated in Egypt for tourists

A 1066