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  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 51,707 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q  What was the latest weather forcast?

    (A) coffee beans
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question was: what do they fill bean bags with?

    Ans is : spare tyre

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 51,707 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q  what is that around your middle 

    A  Hammer
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question was: What does Peter Pan live in?


    Answ is : the river Nile.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Talking to one of my sons last night and I told him about this game I invented, turns out it was already invented and called Jeopardy in the USA! 
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!

    Never mind, we can still play it!

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 51,707 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q what is the largest river 

    A salon
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question is : where’s the best place to get a new hair do?

    Ans is: The flying Scotsman.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question is: what famous London religious building was designed by Sir Christopher Wren?

    Ans is: Steam iron.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Biblioklept
    Biblioklept Community member Posts: 4,698 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question is: What wouldn't you like to use on leather?

    Answer is: My left foot
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  • leeCal
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    Question was: what was the film starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown, born with cerebral palsy, who learns to paint and write with his only controllable limb?

    Answer is: Richard the lion heart.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Sandy_123
    Sandy_123 Scope Member Posts: 51,707 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q who was king of England 1189 to 1199

    A Tudor rose
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  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,652 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: What rhymes with schmuder schmose?

    A: Trains
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: What kind of books did Rudyard Kipling write?

    A: a Jack O’Lantern

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Biblioklept
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    Question: What do you carve on Halloween?

    Answer: An empty water bottle
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: where is it that they must keep at least six ravens in England to stop the Crown and England from falling?

    Ans: The Wizard of Oz.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Biblioklept
    Biblioklept Community member Posts: 4,698 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: Who can be blamed for most things? :D 

    Answer: an ant
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: what insect can lift between 10-50 times their body weight and live for up to four years?

    Ans: Popeye.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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  • Biblioklept
    Biblioklept Community member Posts: 4,698 Disability Gamechanger
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    Who eats lots of Spinach to get strong?

    Answer: CHEESE!
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  • Tori_Scope
    Tori_Scope Scope Posts: 12,496 Disability Gamechanger
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    Q: What do I wish was in my mouth currently?

    A: A goose
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  • leeCal
    leeCal Community member Posts: 7,550 Disability Gamechanger
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    Question: what was eaten traditionally at Christmas or on feast days? (That’s if they weren’t being used as guard dogs!)


    Ans: The Titanic.

    “This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.” 
    ― Dalai Lama XIV

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