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Viran007
Viran007 Online Community Member Posts: 43 Connected
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Tell me outstanding joke

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  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering

    Two fish in a tank.

    One fish says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering

    Did you hear about the psychic little person who escaped from prison?

    Police are looking for a small medium at large.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering

    What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

    Philippe Flop.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering

    Two old ladies meet in town. One asks the other, "Did you come on the bus?"

    "Yes" replies the other old lady, "but I made it look like an asthma attack."

  • luvpink
    luvpink Online Community Member Posts: 2,514 Championing

    Yes we have Labour in government.

    Biggest nightmare joke ever going.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering

    Can't we keep the politics away from the lighthearted threads?

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  • Community_Scope
    Community_Scope Posts: 1,911 Empowering

    Please keep this thread lighthearted guys, it's for jokes๐Ÿ˜‰ Please go to this thread if you want to talk about the Government

  • Mary_Scope
    Mary_Scope Posts: 2,103 Scope Online Community Children and Family Specialists

    What do you call a fake noodle?




    An impasta

  • luvpink
    luvpink Online Community Member Posts: 2,514 Championing
    https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1048462#Comment_1048462

    Sorry but I intended it to be 'lighthearted'.

    No offence intended.

  • Wheeled_Weapon
    Wheeled_Weapon Online Community Member Posts: 552 Pioneering
    https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1048501#Comment_1048501

    I deliberately stay away from news and politics because it massively affects my sunny disposition. It's hard on this site because so many thread titles are news/politics based.

    Don't worry about it, I got more upset than I should have done, but I'm a big boy and know I can't hide from every political comment. Besides, feeling amazing after my exercise, so no harm done ๐Ÿ˜„

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