Humour

MissMarple · February 1

Poor bear 🤣

michael57 · February 1

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099040#Comment_1099040

Looks like a yogi bear rug probably stabbed in the back by boo boo when he wouldn't share the picnic spoils

SwiftFox · February 1

😂😂😂😂

michael57 · February 2

American security service have a new protocol for the president it is now Donald duck

SwiftFox · February 3

😂😂😂😂😂

Community_Scope · February 3

Hi everyone,

After a review of the content of this discussion, we have removed a number of comments. While humour is very welcome and encouraged, please remember to consider the House Rules before posting and avoid jokes that may be insensitive or at the expense of others.

michael57 · February 3

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords in a lab the results speak for themselves

SwiftFox · February 3

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

michael57 · February 3

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099360#Comment_1099360

And so you should 29th February is my brothers birthday he was looking forward to it

Mary_Scope · February 3

Ha they were some good ones @michael57 @SwiftFox 🤣

michael57 · February 3

went to the dentist last week he said my teeth were stained do i smoke or drink tea after a minute i said i drink it

michael57 · February 3

No matter how nice the hand soap never walk out of the bathroom smelling your fingers

SwiftFox · February 3

When I got an universal remote, I thought this changes everything😂

michael57 · February 4

I told my grandaughter I saw a deer on the way to hospital the other day she asked how I knew it was going to the hospital there is no hope for mankind

SwiftFox · February 4

My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... banned from driving.

SwiftFox · February 4

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof

Chris75_ · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099534#Comment_1099534

You had better watch your behind with any light fittings in that case, Swifty.

SwiftFox · February 4

I bought a book titled "How To Scam People Online" about three months ago... It still hasn't arrived.

onmylonesome · February 4

I've sold my homing pigeons on ebay 10 times now…..

michael57 · February 4

https://forum.scope.org.uk/discussion/comment/1099576#Comment_1099576

To the same person I hope that would be funny

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