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Q What was the latest weather forcast?
(A) coffee beans -
Question was: what do they fill bean bags with?
Ans is : spare tyre“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Q what is that around your middle
A Hammer -
Question was: What does Peter Pan live in?
Answ is : the river Nile.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Talking to one of my sons last night and I told him about this game I invented, turns out it was already invented and called Jeopardy in the USA!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!
Never mind, we can still play it!“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Q what is the largest river
A salon -
Question is : where’s the best place to get a new hair do?
Ans is: The flying Scotsman.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Question is: what famous London religious building was designed by Sir Christopher Wren?
Ans is: Steam iron.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Question is: What wouldn't you like to use on leather?
Answer is: My left foot -
Question was: what was the film starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown, born with cerebral palsy, who learns to paint and write with his only controllable limb?
Answer is: Richard the lion heart.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Q who was king of England 1189 to 1199
A Tudor rose -
Q: What rhymes with schmuder schmose?
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Q: What kind of books did Rudyard Kipling write?
A: a Jack O’Lantern“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Question: What do you carve on Halloween?
Answer: An empty water bottle
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Q: where is it that they must keep at least six ravens in England to stop the Crown and England from falling?
Ans: The Wizard of Oz.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Q: Who can be blamed for most things?
Answer: an ant -
Q: what insect can lift between 10-50 times their body weight and live for up to four years?
Ans: Popeye.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV -
Who eats lots of Spinach to get strong?
Answer: CHEESE! -
Q: What do I wish was in my mouth currently?
A: A goose -
Question: what was eaten traditionally at Christmas or on feast days? (That’s if they weren’t being used as guard dogs!)
Ans: The Titanic.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
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