Share a joke with us!
Options
Adrian_Scope
Posts: 10,937 Scope online community team
I think we could all do with a laugh... so share your best joke or pun!
Please remember to keep them suitable for the community.
To get everyone started here's one of my favourite jokes from the last joke thread we had posted originally by @ails.
Please remember to keep them suitable for the community.
To get everyone started here's one of my favourite jokes from the last joke thread we had posted originally by @ails.
A man goes to the doctors.
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones. Is that normal?"
Doctor replies, "Well, it's not unusual".
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones. Is that normal?"
Doctor replies, "Well, it's not unusual".
Community Manager
Scope
Scope
Comments
-
Great idea!!
-
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!Winner of the Scope New Volunteer Award 2019. -
Community Manager
Scope -
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "I didn't know you could drive!"
Scope
Specialist Information Officer and Cerebral Palsy Programme Lead'Concerned about another member's safety or wellbeing? Flag your concerns with us.'
Want to tell us about your experience in the community? Talk to our chatbot and let us know. -
What did Michael Jackson say to the mirror?
You're just another part of me.
-
Adrian_Scope said:
I was sitting in traffic the other day, and I got ran over
Someone knocked on the door and asked if I wanted to become Jehovah's Witness. I said I didn't see the accident?
Exit signs, they are on the way out aren't they?
Velcro, what a rip off
I went into a film store and asked them to give me An Inconvenient Truth, so he told me I was fat because I eat too much -
Why did the knights of the round table have a round table?
So no one could take sides. -
-
Never trust an ATOM. They make everything up!
-
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key
-
Why did the cat not eat the parrot?
He didn't want it repeating on him.
-
Why did a person saw a calculator in half?
To see where the numbers came from. -
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?One you need a “tweetment” and the other you need an “oinkment ”
-
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Scope -
I went to the Doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together man"
-
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it man
sorry -
Man goes into a shop: " do you sell helicopter crisps?"
Shopkeeper: " sorry, we only sell plain (plane)"
Knock knock
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who? (Big issue)
No, not today thank you!
-
The other day I went to buy some camouflage trousers
but I couldn't find any -
Two blokes walked into a building...… you'd think one of them would notice !!!
-
These are all absolutely terrible. Keep them coming!Community Manager
Scope
Brightness
Categories
- All Categories
- 13.4K Start here and say hello!
- 7.1K Coffee lounge
- 107 Games lounge
- 486 Cost of living
- 4.6K Disability rights and campaigning
- 1.9K Research and opportunities
- 230 Community updates
- 9.7K Talk about your situation
- 2.1K Children, parents, and families
- 1.6K Work and employment
- 809 Education
- 1.7K Housing and independent living
- 1.4K Aids, adaptations, and equipment
- 672 Dating, sex, and relationships
- 377 Exercise and accessible facilities
- 859 Transport and travel
- 32.3K Talk about money
- 4.6K Benefits and financial support
- 5.3K Employment and Support Allowance (ESA)
- 17.3K PIP, DLA, and AA
- 5.1K Universal Credit (UC)
- 6.5K Talk about your impairment
- 1.8K Cerebral palsy
- 891 Chronic pain and pain management
- 187 Physical and neurological impairments
- 1.1K Autism and neurodiversity
- 1.3K Mental health and wellbeing
- 329 Sensory impairments
- 835 Rare, invisible, and undiagnosed conditions