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Adrian_Scope
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I think we could all do with a laugh... so share your best joke or pun!
Please remember to keep them suitable for the community.
To get everyone started here's one of my favourite jokes from the last joke thread we had posted originally by @ails.
Please remember to keep them suitable for the community.
To get everyone started here's one of my favourite jokes from the last joke thread we had posted originally by @ails.
A man goes to the doctors.
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones. Is that normal?"
Doctor replies, "Well, it's not unusual".
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones. Is that normal?"
Doctor replies, "Well, it's not unusual".
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It gets toad away!
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Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "I didn't know you could drive!"
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I am rubbish at telling jokes and most of the ones I know are not suitable for this forumAdrian_Scope said:
Here are a few one liners that made me laugh though
I was sitting in traffic the other day, and I got ran over
Someone knocked on the door and asked if I wanted to become Jehovah's Witness. I said I didn't see the accident?
Exit signs, they are on the way out aren't they?
Velcro, what a rip off
I went into a film store and asked them to give me An Inconvenient Truth, so he told me I was fat because I eat too much -
Why did the knights of the round table have a round table?
So no one could take sides. -
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Never trust an ATOM. They make everything up!
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My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key
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Why did the cat not eat the parrot?
He didn't want it repeating on him.
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Why did a person saw a calculator in half?
To see where the numbers came from. -
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?One you need a “tweetment” and the other you need an “oinkment ”
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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I went to the Doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together man"
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it man
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Man goes into a shop: " do you sell helicopter crisps?"
Shopkeeper: " sorry, we only sell plain (plane)"
Knock knock
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who? (Big issue)
No, not today thank you!
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The other day I went to buy some camouflage trousers
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Two blokes walked into a building...… you'd think one of them would notice !!!
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These are all absolutely terrible. Keep them coming!
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