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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
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Children? We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
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The cider industry is in trouble these days
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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard.
After that, he went down hill fast.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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My front doorbell has broken and I just know there’ll be a knock on effect.
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A book just fell on my head
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
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I did a jigsaw puzzle once. It took me 2days to complete....
That's not bad for it said on the box 3 to 4 years. ?
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What do you give a sick bird?
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