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  • WorldsoldestNEET
    WorldsoldestNEET Posts: 42 Connected
    My career history.
  • leeCal
    leeCal Online Community Member Posts: 7,537 Championing
    Children? We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.

  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,611 Championing
    The cider industry is in trouble these days 

    Things have really gone pear shaped
  • leeCal
    leeCal Online Community Member Posts: 7,537 Championing
    About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard.
    After that, he went down hill fast.
  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,611 Championing
    Why don't some couples go to the gym?

    Because their relationships don't work out
  • leeCal
    leeCal Online Community Member Posts: 7,537 Championing
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
  • leeCal
    leeCal Online Community Member Posts: 7,537 Championing
    My front doorbell has broken and I just know there’ll be a knock on effect.
  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,611 Championing
    A book just fell on my head

    I've only got my shelf to blame 
  • leeCal
    leeCal Online Community Member Posts: 7,537 Championing
    Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
    She ran away from the ball.
  • Dragonslayer
    Dragonslayer Online Community Member Posts: 2,177 Pioneering
    I did a jigsaw puzzle once. It took me 2days to complete....
    That's not bad for it said on the box 3 to 4 years. ?


  • Ross_Alumni
    Ross_Alumni Scope alumni Posts: 7,611 Championing
    What do you give a sick bird? 

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