Tell me a joke!

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  • April2018mom
    April2018mom Posts: 2,865 Championing
    Saffy said:
    Boatman 1. "Come in number 9".
    Boatman 2. "We haven't got a number 9".
    Boatman 1. "Number 6, are you in trouble?".

    You can't beat the old ones.
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • thespiceman
    thespiceman Community member Posts: 6,283 Championing
    I was in hospital the bed next to mine in the ward a lad had swallowed some coins

    Doctor used to come and see him notice still no change he remarked.

    I always ended up laughing after my operations the Doctors always had me in stitches.




  • paffuto10
    paffuto10 Community member Posts: 383 Pioneering
    Our son tells jokes that aren't meant to be jokes because he has literal thinking.

    It makes us realise the silly things we say. 

    Once he realises it's funny, he tells it over and over again  :)

    Me  "there's nothing worse than running out of loo roll" 
    Son  "actually there is...........Death" !

    Me  "was your fish nice?"
    Son  "don't know, never met him" 

    Love him  <3


  • thespiceman
    thespiceman Community member Posts: 6,283 Championing
    I used to work in offices where the I was the only disabled person.

    Never met any one like me, the offices staffed by mainly ladies.

    In one office the curious questioning began. One lady asked . What is your favourite soap?

    I mentioned well that is a bit personal I use own brand I suppose .

    No soap on the Television, TV you mean cleaning products.

    I mentioned a few brands. They all laughing now and me no idea why. 

    EastEnders, Emmerdale, Coronation Street . No what are they then, soaps sorry I do not.

    As they explained over the laughing.

    I once worked in this high technical area of an office. Had the latest office equipment.

    This new colleague started and straight away made a beeline for this machine, how many copies does this machine do.?

    It is an important document, as he put into the wrong machine as it shredded this document into shards.

    Or the time I rang in on a Monday saying I would be off no reply.  From the office.  Could not understand it.

    Went in on Tuesday apologised for not coming in to the laughing of office staff.

    Monday was a Bank Holiday oh I wondered why do one answered the phone.

  • sam12
    sam12 Posts: 1,337 Empowering
    What the difference between a pregnant women and a light bulb 
    U unscrew a light bulb 
    U Kant unscrew a  pregnant women. 
  • sam12
    sam12 Posts: 1,337 Empowering
    How do you make a snooker table laugh put your hands down its pockets tickle its? s
  • Derbymduck
    Derbymduck Community member Posts: 39 Contributor
    'I had my photo taken with the band 'REM' the other day...'that's me in the corner'...?