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Where does the sheep get his hair cut?
The baa baa shop!
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- If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it, it's spam.
“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
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Want to hear a joke about paper?
never mind, it’s tearable.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
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Quick physics challenge for you - create a vacuum in less than 60 seconds... No pressure!
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I've got a book coming out soon!
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My wife accused me of being immature,
so I told her to get out of my fort.“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".
“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
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I had a job interview last week.
Interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure... I said "no, but I can do a cracking Bohemian Rhapsody!" -
If you have to wear a mask and glasses, you could be due for condensation,
As an individual I stood alone.
As a member of a group I did things.
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I was seriously thinking about getting a job cleaning mirrors, why?
It’s just something I could see myself doing..“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
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I saw a lot of pigeons huddled together.
I think they're planning a CooBest Wishes -
I just got back from a friends funeral. He was hit on the head by a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
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I just had a meal of calf liver, kidney and heart.It was offaly good!Best Wishes
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At hospital over the weekend I heard a load of patients reciting Scottish poetry, apparently it was the serious Burns unit
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When my Grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He's 70 now and we have no idea where he is .
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A Glaswegian lad, takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his folks "this is Amanda", his dad jumps up and says "IT'S A WHAT".???
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How does a Geordie carpenter make sure his doors are level?By eye man.Best Wishes
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I just watched a program about beavers,
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen“This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Your own mind, your own heart is the temple. Your philosophy is simple kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
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